In an effort to promote understanding between the different parts of the world I am posting this
REDNECK DICTIONARY
Eyedeer
-a concept or thought
Usage:"I ain't got no eyedeer how to git to Warshington, Jew?"
Jew
-Question: Did you? Do You?
Usage: "Jew git any bare?"
unt (v) -to wish or want to
Usage:"Jew unta go Picksburg to watch a game?"
Jeet (Phrase) -To partake of food
Usage:"Jeet yet?"
Heidi
-Greeting
Usage:"Heidi"
Hire Yew (Complete Sentence) -Remainder of greeting.
Usage:"Heidi, hire yew?"
Bard (v) -Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage:"My brother bard my truck."
Jawjuh
-The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage:"The limpicks was in Lanner Jawjuh , where that Rocker boy pitches ball.
Bammer
-The state west of Florida. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage:"A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in imporvements."
Kintuckee
-The state southwest of Wesferginyah. Capitol is Looieville.
Usage: "I got off the bus at Looieville on the way to Fort Knocks."
Ohi
-The state west of Wesferginyah. Capitol is Clumbus.
Usage: "If all the people from Wesferginyah came home, there wouldn't be no Ohi."
Pensyvanyuh
-The state north of Wesferginyah. Capitol is Picksburg.
Usage: "We went up to Picksburg and watched the Pirates play Lanner.
Wesferginyah
-Heart of Redneck Country, home of the "Mountaineers".
Usage: "I luv Wesferginyah"
West By God (phrase)-Abbreviation for: West Virginia, Most Beautiful Place Ever Created By God.
Usage: "I can't wait to git back to West By God." or "I'm from West By God."
'Mer'ca
-the whole United States
Usage: "Mer'ca the land of the free."
Munts
-Part of a calendar.
Usage:"My cuzin from Ohi bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from in him in munts."
Thank (v) -Ability to cognitively process.
Usage:"Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
Bare
-An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast.
Usage:"Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
Ignert (adjective) -Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage:"Them Kentuckee boys sure are ignert, but the girls is purty."
Ranch
-A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage:"I thank I left my ranch in the back of my pickup truck my cuzin from Ohi bard a few munts ago."
Awll
-A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage:"I sure hope my cuzin from Ohi puts awll in my pickup truck."
Far
-A conflagration.
Usage:"If my cuzin from Ohi don't change the awll in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
Tar
-A rubber wheel.
Usage:"Gee, I hope that cuzin of mine from Ohi don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
Tire
-What WHAW broadcasts from.
Usage:"Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
Retard (v) -To stop working.
Usage:"My grandpaw retard at 65."
Fat (n, v) -1. A battle or combat. 2. To engage in battle or combat.
Usage:"You youguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
Rats
-Entitled power or privilege.
Usage:"We Rednecks are willin' to fat for are rats."
Farn (adjective) -Not local.
Usage:"I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sad .... mus' be from some farn country."
Did (adjective) -Not alive.
Usage:"He's did, Jim."
Ear
-A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
Usage:"He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"
Bob war
-A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage:"Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
Jew here (n and verb contraction)
Usage:"Jew here that my brother from Jawjah got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
Haze (contraction)
Usage:"Is Bubba smart?" "Nah....haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."
Seed ( v) -past tense of "to see".
Usage:"I ain't never seed New Yawk."
View (contraction, v, pronoun)
Usage:"I ain't never seed New Yawk .... view?"
Gummit
-A bureaucratic institution.
Usage:"Them gummit boys shore are ignert."
